Alicia Greene’s best friend and neighbor, Zada Clark, finally confesses to Alicia that after Alicia got her divorce, the general consensus among the women in Woodberry Park was: “Alicia Greene is what you’d get if you put Anna Nicole Smith and Pamela Anderson in a blender. Except with ten times the class. Old family money. And a freaking MBA from Harvard.” In other words, every wife’s nightmare.

What can Alicia say? She has the looks. She has the money. She has the smarts. Smart enough tell Zada to butt out when bad-boy retired Chicago Cubs baseball player Jake Sims moves to Woodberry Park and Zada is determined to play matchmaker.

Alicia has a secret about Jake Sims so embarrassing she can’t even tell her Fantasy Club pals. PLUS the reason a celebrity like Jake is moving from his penthouse in Chicago to the suburbs is the fact that Jake now has custody of his thirteen-year-old daughter. Children and dogs are NOT Alicia’s idea of a fun time – mainly because kids and dogs always hate her on site.

Will Alicia be able to keep her Fantasy Club pals from sticking their noses in her business? But better still, will Alicia be able to keep her secret about Jake, when every time she looks at him her own fantasies take over to ruin her copasetic lifestyle?